There is no way you’d want your kids to end up like just a regular person, BORING!! Pirates are the way to go, rude obnoxious, and overbearing – just the perfect child, right? Have you ever considered that you only have exactly 18 years to instill piratey behavour and values into your child? You have from the moment your child is born, til the day he turns 18 to indoctrinate him to be the best pirate then after that it is all up to him. Guide to Pirate Parenting takes the reader on a journey of humor, wit and plenty of pirate nonsense so as to have you laughing so much your tummy hurts in no time. If raising a pirate has seemed daunting to you in the past, this tome will take you through the process in  heart beat and describe step buy step with checklists and Q&A sessions with Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall himself!

I enjoyed Guide to Pirate Parenting, and laughed most of the way through, it is just too silly to not! Some humor and pirate speak was a good break from my well-loved novel streak. It is funny, crazy and so nuts that it had me laughing since the first page. It isn’t my usual read, but I enjoyed the break. This book would work well as a gift for dads, from the seasoned father, to the man who is waiting for his wife to birth their very first pirate baby. There is so much about starting your pirate kids out young that it would be perfect as a baby shower gift or for father’s day.

Get started out right on your journey to become a pirate raising family! If pirates are your passion, this is your book. If you enjoy a good laugh, this is your book. Unless you can’t stand the heat of a good belly wrentching giggle, you lily livered land lubbers!! ARRRRRRG. Enjoy.

My personal rating: 70/100

Guide To Pirate Parenting: Tim Bete’s Website

Have no dobut, we are starting out the pirate love young, yes pirates we be.

I think the pirate parenting is right on track in our house.

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